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[Quirky lounge music]

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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You know, another reliable

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way to check the weather is to

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look outside the door.

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Look outside the door.

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You could even open it.

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Oh, no, I was just checking

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out that weather girl.

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Out that weather girl.

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She has two storm fronts

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in that sweater.

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Right, dad?

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Right, dad?

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Come on, Keenan, you know

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better than that.

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Now, there's nothing wrong with

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admiring an attractive woman,

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but it is something wrong when

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you start to objectify them.

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You start to objectify them.

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We have a mother

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and two sisters.

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You wouldn't want anybody

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objectifying them,

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now, would you?

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You're right.

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All: Good morning.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Daddy, look.

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Me, mommy, and kaci all have

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the same hairstyle.

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That's beautiful, pumpkin.

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And I can't tell who's

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and I can't tell who's

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the prettiest.

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[Laughs]

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I am.

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Nuh-uh, I am.

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Nuh-uh, I am.

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Uh, no, I am.

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Well, maybe not, but I will be

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after I get my coffee.

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After I get my coffee.

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Ah, well, coffee or not,

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I still think you're

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neck and neck and neck.

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Neck and neck and neck.

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Chicks.

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What?

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What?

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They're objectifying themselves.

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Go get your backpack.

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[Funky music]

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♪ ♪

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♪ ♪

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All right, Alexis, so if you

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have 3/4 of an apple and 1/2

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have 3/4 of an apple and 1/2

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apple, how many apples

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do you have?

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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1 1/4.

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1 1/4.

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Aha, very good.

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Now, that wraps up our math

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lesson for today.

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Lesson for today.

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And now we move on to your

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favorite subject, English!

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Science!

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Science!

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Daddy...

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Hmm?

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You know my favorite subject

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is science.

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Is science.

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Alexis, as an English

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professor, I take offense

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to that.

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Someday, I'm going to cure

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cancer, and you can write

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my speech.

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Oh, well, that's a good

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Oh, well, that's a good

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trade-off.

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Well, tell you what, baby.

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Take these apples and put it in

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the refrigerator, and I will

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print out your lesson plan...

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Print out your lesson plan...

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[Sighs]

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Miss "I'm gonna cure cancer."

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Miss "I'm gonna cure cancer."

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[Sighs]

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Daddy!

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Uh, yeah, babe.

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What are you doing?

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Nothing.

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What's that music?

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What's that music?

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It's nothing, all right?

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It's just bad, bad music.

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Hey, do me a favor.

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Here's a science lesson.

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Here's a science lesson.

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Go get daddy a glass with 50%

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ice and 50% water.

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That's a trick, because

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That's a trick, because

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the glass would still contain

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100% water except where

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there was air.

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Very good.

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Now, just go, get daddy a glass

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now, just go, get daddy a glass

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of water, okay?

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I like this song.

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♪ Ba-dow, ba-ba, ba-dow, bow ♪

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♪ ba-dow, ba-ba, ba-dow, bow ♪

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[Sighs] Keenan.

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I have a degree

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in communications.

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I should have been the next

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Oprah or something.

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But, no, I settled for the first

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job that fell in my lap.

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Job that fell in my lap.

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I'm a coward.

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No.

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My cousin wasn't too afraid

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to pursue her dreams.

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To pursue her dreams.

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She went off to Hollywood to

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become an actress.

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She's been a corpse on at least

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three crime dramas.

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Huh.

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Huh.

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Sit down.

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Listen, jentry, while we all

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aspire to metaphorically become

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aspire to metaphorically become

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a corpse, you can't beat

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yourself up if you don't achieve

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yourself up if you don't achieve

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your goal.

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But I do, all the time.

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Where is all of this

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self-loathing coming from?

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Self-loathing coming from?

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I mean, you told me that in your

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childhood, whoever you met would

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tell you that you could be

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whoever you wanted to be if you

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whoever you wanted to be if you

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just put your mind to it.

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So what happened?

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My mom happened.

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Mm.

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When I told her what people

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When I told her what people

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would tell me, she'd say,

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"you really think you can do

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anything you put your mind to?

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Just jump out the window and put

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just jump out the window and put

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your mind to flying

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and see what happens."

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Wow, that is a terrible thing

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to say to a child.

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To say to a child.

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Yeah, no kidding.

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It's like, what's the point

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of ever doing anything?

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Whatever's gonna happen

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is gonna happen.

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Is gonna happen.

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I don't understand where all

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this negativity is coming from.

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I mean, you were so optimistic

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when you told me about that guy

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when you told me about that guy

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you were dating a few weeks ago.

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Yes, I didn't tell you what

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she said about him.

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Oh, boy.

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Oh, boy.

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"Don't give your heart to

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him, 'cause he's just gonna

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break it."

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I haven't had my heart broken

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yet.

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And you haven't had a

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meaningful relationship either.

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Your mom has a lot of opinions,

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huh?

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Dr. Reed, you don't know

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the half of it.

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Is there something there

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that you want to talk about?

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That you want to talk about?

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Not much to talk about.

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She's a know-it-all control

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freak, who has to have things

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her way.

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Huh.

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She's sort of like the

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She's sort of like the

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John wilkes booth of dreams.

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Just tell her your hopes,

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and she'll shoot 'em down.

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[Laughs]

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Have you ever tried to talk

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have you ever tried to talk

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to her?

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Sure.

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Then she'll just take a sip

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of her mad dog 20/20 and tell

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me I'm being a crybaby.

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Wait a minute.

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Wait a minute.

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Your mother drinks mad dog?

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Okay, hasn't that been banned

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for years?

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I know.

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Mom and I went looking for

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mom and I went looking for

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cases of the stuff before they

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took it off the shelves.

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We actually had fun that week.

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We actually had fun that week.

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So you guys had some

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good bonding time?

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Yeah.

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You know, I have an idea.

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You know, I have an idea.

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How would you feel about

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inviting your mom here to talk

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about what's going on with you?

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My mom is not the therapy

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My mom is not the therapy

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kind of person.

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And when I told her I was

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seeing you, she fussed at me

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for airing my dirty laundry

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for airing my dirty laundry

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to a "total stranger."

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Yeah, but maybe if she knew

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how important it was to you,

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she'd be open to it.

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Okay, I'll ask her.

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Okay, I'll ask her.

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Okay.

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[Chuckles]

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I'm gonna work you two

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into the schedule.

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Into the schedule.

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I think you'll get a kick

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out of her.

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Or you'll just kick her like

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I want to sometimes.

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[Laughs]

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I will be sure to wear open-toe

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I will be sure to wear open-toe

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shoes for our appointment.

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[Laughs]

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See, thank you.

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Look at that, huh.

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Look at that, huh.

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You're lightening up

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a little bit.

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Oh, no, I was just thinking

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about kicking her.

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[Laughs]

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[Laughs]

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Oh, you guys, why does it keep

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going faster?

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'Cause we're rocking out.

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'Cause we're rocking out.

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My fingers hurt.

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Yeah, we're almost done.

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Just keep playing.

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Hey, Carla, can I see you

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for a minute?

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For a minute?

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Yeah, honey.

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Oh, oh, oh, drum solo.

295
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Uh, uh.

296
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Ooh, ah.

297
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[Screams]

298
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[Screams]

299
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Uh, oh.

300
00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:48,000
But I did it.

301
00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:48,530
But I did it.

302
00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,736
I guess I'm free now.

303
00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,497
I'm sorry.

304
00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:53,999
One, two, three, four!

305
00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,750
One, two, three, four!

306
00:07:00,002 --> 00:07:02,132
What's going on?

307
00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:05,553
Want to show you something.

308
00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:06,003
[Funky music]

309
00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:06,800
[Funky music]

310
00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:08,474
[Laughs]

311
00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:11,473
Wo--wow.

312
00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:11,996
Baby, we can't do that.

313
00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,470
Baby, we can't do that.

314
00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:14,428
Come on, the kids are in

315
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the other room, and, frankly,

316
00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:18,002
I'm surprised she could

317
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I'm surprised she could

318
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even do that.

319
00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,403
[Laughs]

320
00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:22,232
Oh, wait.

321
00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:23,146
I'm not saying I can't learn

322
00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:23,654
that.

323
00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:24,004
I can learn that.

324
00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:24,110
I can learn that.

325
00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:25,113
Baby, I know you can.

326
00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:25,654
Okay.

327
00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:28,066
But Keenan has been using

328
00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:28,656
this computer to look

329
00:07:28,739 --> 00:07:29,489
at this stuff.

330
00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:30,004
This?

331
00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,080
This?

332
00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:31,829
Yes.

333
00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:32,619
Wait, but how?

334
00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:33,702
I thought we put a filter on

335
00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:34,076
this computer.

336
00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:35,622
Yeah, we did, but obviously

337
00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:35,995
he found a way to disable it.

338
00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,580
He found a way to disable it.

339
00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:40,377
Are you sure he's been

340
00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:40,789
looking at this?

341
00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:41,997
Who else would be looking

342
00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:42,250
Who else would be looking

343
00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:42,836
at it?

344
00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,460
[Laughs]

345
00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:46,378
Oh, you're right.

346
00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:47,505
Yeah.

347
00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:48,002
Now, check out the time stamps.

348
00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,510
Now, check out the time stamps.

349
00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:53,813
5:00 A.M., 4:15 A.M., 3:00.

350
00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:54,000
He's been waking up while we're

351
00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:54,640
he's been waking up while we're

352
00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:55,434
sleeping and coming down here

353
00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:56,976
and looking at this?

354
00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:57,809
Exactly.

355
00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,274
Oh, my god.

356
00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:00,003
Whoa--okay, that is a lot

357
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,560
whoa--okay, that is a lot

358
00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:04,527
of pornography.

359
00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:09,612
Okay, we need to talk to him.

360
00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:10,107
This is out of hand.

361
00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,528
Carla, let's figure this out

362
00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:11,776
first.

363
00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:11,996
Figure what out?

364
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:12,990
Figure what out?

365
00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:13,695
Do you know how influential porn

366
00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:16,084
is on a developing mind?

367
00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:16,702
This can lead a child down

368
00:08:16,787 --> 00:08:17,997
a very dark road, Alex.

369
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:18,540
A very dark road, Alex.

370
00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:21,043
This is a slippery slope.

371
00:08:21,125 --> 00:08:22,335
Baby, I know that.

372
00:08:22,418 --> 00:08:23,288
But why?

373
00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:23,997
Why now?

374
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,130
Why now?

375
00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:26,513
And what does this amount

376
00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:27,509
of porn mean?

377
00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:27,800
Why?

378
00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,932
Because he's a boy.

379
00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:30,639
Why now?

380
00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:31,468
Because he's a 14-year-old boy.

381
00:08:31,552 --> 00:08:33,552
And what does it mean?

382
00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:35,098
It means he's a normal

383
00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:36,001
14-year-old boy.

384
00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:36,520
14-year-old boy.

385
00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:38,019
There is nothing normal about

386
00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:38,520
this amount of porn.

387
00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,441
We need to talk to him.

388
00:08:40,519 --> 00:08:41,999
Okay, but let me talk to him,

389
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:42,770
Okay, but let me talk to him,

390
00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:43,685
okay?

391
00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:44,523
This is the kind of thing no boy

392
00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,817
wants to talk to anybody about,

393
00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:47,571
especially his mother.

394
00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:48,002
But, Alex, i--

395
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,700
But, Alex, i--

396
00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:51,530
okay, can you turn that off?

397
00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,284
'Cause that's really

398
00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:53,996
distracting.

399
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,080
Distracting.

400
00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:54,948
I mean, it's kind of exciting,

401
00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:55,624
but it's distracting too.

402
00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,661
[Laughs]

403
00:08:57,745 --> 00:08:58,995
Let me ask you a question.

404
00:08:59,080 --> 00:08:59,580
Yeah.

405
00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:00,004
When you were 14, did you

406
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,750
When you were 14, did you

407
00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:01,871
ever go down to the department

408
00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,668
store, see women in bras,

409
00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:04,541
and get turned on?

410
00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:04,877
Mm-mm.

411
00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:06,001
Now, that's the exact reason

412
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,710
Now, that's the exact reason

413
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:07,796
why I should talk to Keenan.

414
00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,800
Mm.

415
00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:11,222
I remember being a kid,

416
00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:12,000
and my friend Bobby had a older

417
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:12,510
and my friend Bobby had a older

418
00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:14,513
brother, and he would show us

419
00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:17,175
the dirty magazines he had.

420
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:17,995
He got a kick out of blowing

421
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,100
he got a kick out of blowing

422
00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:20,233
our minds.

423
00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:20,809
Did it?

424
00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:21,483
Hmm?

425
00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,060
Did it blow your mind?

426
00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:24,004
[Chuckles] Of course it did.

427
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,400
[Chuckles] Of course it did.

428
00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,480
It's the first time I saw

429
00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:26,574
a naked woman.

430
00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:27,939
[Laughs]

431
00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:28,935
And I remember what it did to

432
00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:29,996
me, so I know exactly what

433
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,700
me, so I know exactly what

434
00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:35,068
Keenan's going through.

435
00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:35,527
Fine.

436
00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:35,996
[Sighs]

437
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,660
[Sighs]

438
00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,123
Fine, fine.

439
00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,713
You can talk to him.

440
00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:41,998
But you got to tell me how it

441
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,460
but you got to tell me how it

442
00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,460
turns out, okay?

443
00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,001
[Scoffs] Of course, that goes

444
00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,634
without saying.

445
00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:48,002
Mm, god.

446
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,510
Mm, god.

447
00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,878
What?

448
00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:52,926
Do you remember when we had

449
00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:53,999
that talk with the twins about

450
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,180
that talk with the twins about

451
00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,261
the birds and the bees?

452
00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:56,845
Mm.

453
00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,179
Oh, god.

454
00:09:58,264 --> 00:10:00,004
At the end of it, Keenan said...

455
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,310
At the end of it, Keenan said...

456
00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,981
[Chuckles]

457
00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:03,850
[Whiny voice] "Why would I wanna

458
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,936
do that?"

459
00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,572
Yeah, I remember.

460
00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:10,989
And now here we are.

461
00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:11,998
Amazing.

462
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,110
Amazing.

463
00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:15,156
Hmm.

464
00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:16,069
You want me to go get him,

465
00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:17,117
so you can talk to him?

466
00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:17,999
No, no, no, not now.

467
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,330
No, no, no, not now.

468
00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,619
He has a test in the morning,

469
00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,372
so I want him to focus on that.

470
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,794
If we have a talk now, all he'll

471
00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:23,292
be thinking about is

472
00:10:23,372 --> 00:10:24,002
the conversation.

473
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,460
The conversation.

474
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:25,040
Oh, that's smart.

475
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:25,634
Don't worry, babe.

476
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:28,878
I got this.

477
00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:29,551
But, you know, uh--

478
00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:29,998
Alex.

479
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,340
Alex.

480
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,052
What?

481
00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:32,631
I'm just saying.

482
00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:33,085
[Laughs] Alex.

483
00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,384
It was worth a shot.

484
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,997
Yeah, it was a good shot.

485
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,220
Yeah, it was a good shot.

486
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,762
Jentry, why don't you tell your

487
00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:38,925
mother how you felt when she

488
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,143
missed your dance recital?

489
00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:42,003
Go ahead.

490
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,350
Go ahead.

491
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,813
I was so devastated that I

492
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,193
completely screwed up.

493
00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:46,729
And everyone made fun of me.

494
00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,002
Oh, honey, I wanted

495
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,690
Oh, honey, I wanted

496
00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:49,073
to be there.

497
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,858
I really did.

498
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,321
But that was the day of that

499
00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:53,691
four-car pileup that the police

500
00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:53,998
tried to blame on me.

501
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,700
Tried to blame on me.

502
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,570
Now, fortunately, I agreed to go

503
00:10:57,656 --> 00:10:59,906
out with the officer, so I got

504
00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:00,002
out of going to court.

505
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,450
Out of going to court.

506
00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:03,445
Yes, I remember uncle Colin.

507
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:04,037
Yeah.

508
00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,921
I'm sorry, uncle?

509
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:06,000
Whenever my mom brought

510
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,830
Whenever my mom brought

511
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,456
a date home, I was to call

512
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,132
him uncle.

513
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,841
Crafty.

514
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:12,001
I've been telling you for

515
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,130
I've been telling you for

516
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:13,764
years, if you did a little

517
00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,379
something different with your

518
00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:16,756
hair, you might get

519
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:17,932
some dates too.

520
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:19,720
My hair is fine the way it

521
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:20,014
is, mom.

522
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,466
Yes, it is.

523
00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:23,996
Would you talk to her?

524
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,390
Would you talk to her?

525
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,225
I can hear you.

526
00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:25,729
I'm right here.

527
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:29,310
I'm just trying to help.

528
00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:29,997
Just like the time in the

529
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,400
Just like the time in the

530
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,111
hospital when you woke up after

531
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,230
walking into a plate glass

532
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:35,357
window and said, "is that your

533
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:36,004
hair or a porcupine on your

534
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,990
hair or a porcupine on your

535
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:38,201
head?"

536
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,620
Well, you did have two days

537
00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:41,238
to get your hair done.

538
00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:41,995
I was hoping to regain

539
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,410
I was hoping to regain

540
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:43,873
consciousness to a prettier

541
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,793
sight.

542
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:46,751
Valencia.

543
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,001
Hmm?

544
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,460
Hmm?

545
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,132
Do you realize how hurtful

546
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,169
your comments are?

547
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:52,753
I can't help it.

548
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:53,997
I'm the kind of person that

549
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,590
I'm the kind of person that

550
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,382
calls things the way they are.

551
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:57,585
Especially after a few

552
00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:58,215
drinks.

553
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,640
I like to unwind after

554
00:11:59,718 --> 00:11:59,998
a hard day.

555
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,350
A hard day.

556
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,060
Have you ever considered that

557
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:03,719
you might have a problem with

558
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,996
your drinking?

559
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,350
Your drinking?

560
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,394
Are you suggesting i'm

561
00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:07,766
a alcoholic?

562
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:11,022
Well, I'm not.

563
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:11,995
Okay, my father was a alcoholic.

564
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,820
Okay, my father was a alcoholic.

565
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,028
I know the signs.

566
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,529
Do you ever drink alone?

567
00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:18,001
Do you drink to escape your

568
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,150
do you drink to escape your

569
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,567
problems?

570
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:20,355
Do you ever drink until you

571
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:20,948
pass out?

572
00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:21,781
[Laughs]

573
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,996
If it's that kind of party.

574
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,120
If it's that kind of party.

575
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:29,173
Look--look--lookee here.

576
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:29,998
I may have a active social life,

577
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,460
I may have a active social life,

578
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,382
but I'm nothing like my father.

579
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,751
No, see, I come home when

580
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:35,587
I go out.

581
00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:36,001
I don't have no d.U.I.S.

582
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,210
I don't have no d.U.I.S.

583
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,468
Whoo-whoo.

584
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:39,969
And I never laid my hands

585
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:41,140
on my children.

586
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:41,998
That's a alcoholic.

587
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,220
That's a alcoholic.

588
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,014
Alcoholism has more than one

589
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,017
face, valencia.

590
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:47,999
And verbal abuse can be just as

591
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,640
and verbal abuse can be just as

592
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:51,346
bad as physical abuse.

593
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,937
You may come home, but if you're

594
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,002
drunk, then you're not present

595
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,190
drunk, then you're not present

596
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:54,733
emotionally.

597
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:55,685
And the fact that you don't have

598
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:59,034
any d.U.I.S, I mean, maybe

599
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,001
you're just lucky.

600
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,910
You're just lucky.

601
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:01,448
Wait, wait, is this

602
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,320
a intervention, 'cause I swear,

603
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:03,907
jentry--

604
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:04,741
No, no, no, no, no, no.

605
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:05,995
It's not an intervention.

606
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,160
It's not an intervention.

607
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,704
Then what do you want?

608
00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:11,077
I want you to realize that

609
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:11,995
your behavior is affecting your

610
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,250
your behavior is affecting your

611
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,044
daughter.

612
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:14,416
Oh, please.

613
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,882
She's just making a mountain

614
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,091
out of a molehill.

615
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,001
Is that true?

616
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,090
Is that true?

617
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:18,632
Jentry, are you making

618
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:21,014
a mountain out of a molehill?

619
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,721
I don't know.

620
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:23,761
Well, is it a molehill

621
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:24,004
that you live at home

622
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,930
that you live at home

623
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,143
so that you can watch over her

624
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,734
and so that she doesn't drive

625
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:29,998
if she's had too many drinks?

626
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,650
If she's had too many drinks?

627
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,999
And you paying for this?

628
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,110
And you paying for this?

629
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,493
Mom, I want to live my own

630
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:42,000
life, and I can't, because i'm

631
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,950
life, and I can't, because i'm

632
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:47,410
too worried about you.

633
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,003
[Laughs sarcastically]

634
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000
[Laughs sarcastically]

635
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,159
You just repeating what she

636
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,077
tell you to say.

637
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,584
You know, you ain't never spoke

638
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:53,996
your own mind.

639
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,170
Your own mind.

640
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,790
That's always been your problem.

641
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:58,086
[Scoffs]

642
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,260
Wake me up when she done

643
00:13:59,338 --> 00:13:59,998
telling you what to say.

644
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,510
Telling you what to say.

645
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,003
Hey, dad, you wanted

646
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,430
Hey, dad, you wanted

647
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,012
to see me?

648
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,176
Yeah, close the door.

649
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,770
Come sit down, son.

650
00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:17,653
I want to show you something.

651
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:18,001
Would you happen to know

652
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,360
would you happen to know

653
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,440
anything about this?

654
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,435
[Funky music]

655
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,066
Whoa, those are, uh--those

656
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:23,992
are naked people.

657
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:24,991
Where did you get that?

658
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:25,782
I was hoping you could

659
00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:27,414
tell me.

660
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:28,661
I wish I could help you.

661
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:30,002
Keenan, come back here.

662
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,830
Keenan, come back here.

663
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:31,791
I know you been looking

664
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:33,870
at this stuff.

665
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,996
Maybe it was kaci.

666
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,170
Maybe it was kaci.

667
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,341
Alexis?

668
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,838
All right, I was looking at it.

669
00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,996
Dang, this is embarrassing.

670
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,010
Dang, this is embarrassing.

671
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,175
Why?

672
00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,353
You think you're the only person

673
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,771
in the world who looks at porn?

674
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:53,520
I don't know.

675
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,001
I mean, I wasn't trying to look

676
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,940
I mean, I wasn't trying to look

677
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:55,769
at it.

678
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:56,523
I was trying to play an online

679
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,194
game.

680
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,191
But the parental controls were

681
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,192
so strict that it wouldn't

682
00:14:59,273 --> 00:14:59,983
let me on to the site,

683
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:01,525
so I disabled them.

684
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:02,479
How did you figure out

685
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,398
the code?

686
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,995
K-k-a: Keenan, kaci, Alexis.

687
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,530
K-k-a: Keenan, kaci, Alexis.

688
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,865
Kind of obvious, dad.

689
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,000
Anyway, I just stumbled across

690
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,290
anyway, I just stumbled across

691
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:14,159
those adult sites.

692
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,156
Boy, you did more than just

693
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,167
stumble.

694
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,368
You been coming down here all

695
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:17,998
hours of the night looking at

696
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,330
hours of the night looking at

697
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,247
these sites while we were

698
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,085
sleeping.

699
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,589
Yeah.

700
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:22,420
Keenan, you know your mother

701
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:23,214
and I don't want you looking

702
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:23,997
at this stuff.

703
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,380
At this stuff.

704
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:25,876
Sorry.

705
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:26,876
So this should be the last

706
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,047
time I see this stuff on my

707
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,925
computer, right?

708
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:33,852
Right.

709
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:34,892
That's not what bothers me

710
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:35,995
the most, Keenan.

711
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,060
The most, Keenan.

712
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:40,193
Come sit down.

713
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,022
What worries me is what that

714
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:41,996
stuff makes you think.

715
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,030
Stuff makes you think.

716
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,818
What those people are doing,

717
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,573
it's not love; It's just sex.

718
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:47,995
And a lot of times, people get

719
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,240
and a lot of times, people get

720
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:50,702
the two confused, and it leads

721
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,413
to problems,

722
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,082
problems a kid your age does

723
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,949
not need.

724
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,156
All right, so I won't have

725
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,156
sex until I'm ready.

726
00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,367
I'm glad to hear it,

727
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,957
but that's not the point.

728
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,542
See, when I was your age,

729
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:03,208
a little bit older than you,

730
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,005
I had this really great

731
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:05,999
girlfriend, and I was gonna

732
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,470
girlfriend, and I was gonna

733
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,258
take her to the prom, right?

734
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:08,972
But there was another girl who

735
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,681
asked me to go.

736
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:11,801
And I knew she was gonna fool

737
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:11,997
around, so I decided to take her

738
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,350
around, so I decided to take her

739
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,020
instead.

740
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,429
So what happened that night?

741
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:17,998
Well, she was down to fool

742
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,890
Well, she was down to fool

743
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:20,647
around, all right...

744
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:22,149
With another guy...

745
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,901
Behind the bleachers...

746
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:24,002
While I went to get her punch.

747
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,360
While I went to get her punch.

748
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,032
Mm.

749
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,651
So I broke the first

750
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:29,947
girl's heart and ruined

751
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,700
the possibility of finding out

752
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,702
what true love was.

753
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,044
Like you and mom.

754
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:35,999
Exactly.

755
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,750
Exactly.

756
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,119
Now, my wish for you is, when

757
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,955
you're ready, you find a loving,

758
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,001
real relationship,

759
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,130
real relationship,

760
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,169
not that stuff you been

761
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,962
looking at.

762
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,125
All right, I get it.

763
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,004
Good.

764
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:48,590
Good.

765
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,304
Now, if you excuse me, I have

766
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,995
a password to change.

767
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,180
A password to change.

768
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,223
But, out of curiosity...

769
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,386
Mm-hmm.

770
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:58,144
What is a good age

771
00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,995
to have sex?

772
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,150
To have sex?

773
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,348
When you are old enough to

774
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,308
handle the consequences...

775
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,998
Like babies, s.T.D.S, even more

776
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,980
like babies, s.T.D.S, even more

777
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,107
importantly, the emotions that

778
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:11,703
are connected with sex.

779
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:12,000
Got it.

780
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,950
Got it.

781
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:15,121
Good.

782
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,000
Oh, and, uh, by the way,

783
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,120
Oh, and, uh, by the way,

784
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,833
don't make the password mom's

785
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:20,963
birthday.

786
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:23,999
Damn.

787
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,130
Damn.

788
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:24,999
It's not like you have

789
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,495
anything to worry about, 'cause

790
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,968
I got it, dad.

791
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:34,338
My man.

792
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,998
Ah, but, Keenan, you know,

793
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,010
ah, but, Keenan, you know,

794
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:36,676
you're still grounded for

795
00:17:36,764 --> 00:17:38,064
sneaking down here and breaking

796
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,020
into my computer.

797
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,999
Oh, man!

798
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,560
Oh, man!

799
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:46,233
Hey.

800
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,995
Hi there, jentry, come on in.

801
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,730
Hi there, jentry, come on in.

802
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:49,687
Sit down.

803
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:50,107
Thank you.

804
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,164
So how ya doing?

805
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:53,998
[Sighs] Everything is

806
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,200
[Sighs] Everything is

807
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,332
awesome.

808
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,948
Mom and I had a long talk after

809
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,495
our last session, and now she's

810
00:17:59,578 --> 00:17:59,998
in rehab.

811
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,290
In rehab.

812
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,790
Oh, that's great.

813
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:02,332
So how are you doing?

814
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,754
I'm...

815
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:06,004
[Voice breaks] Happy.

816
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,710
[Voice breaks] Happy.

817
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:07,134
I'm happy.

818
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,211
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

819
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,006
I'm gonna go out on a limb

820
00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:11,998
and guess that that's not true.

821
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,550
And guess that that's not true.

822
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:13,183
What's wrong with me?

823
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,178
I thought that when my mom got

824
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:16,679
help, everything would be fine,

825
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,002
but I'm still not happy.

826
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,600
But I'm still not happy.

827
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,220
Why do you think that is?

828
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,096
Isn't that what I'm paying

829
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,232
you for, to help me figure

830
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:22,138
it out?

831
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:23,996
Come on, jentry.

832
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,480
Come on, jentry.

833
00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:25,941
This isn't my journey.

834
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,191
It's yours.

835
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,002
But I can help you get there.

836
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,150
But I can help you get there.

837
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,244
Last time you were here,

838
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:33,318
it sounded like you blamed

839
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,203
your mom for all the negative

840
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,949
things going on in your life.

841
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,031
Because it's true.

842
00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,155
Jentry, the reality is that

843
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:41,452
alcoholism is a family disease,

844
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:41,997
so it doesn't just affect

845
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,580
so it doesn't just affect

846
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:43,583
the drinker.

847
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,754
Now you got to learn how to be

848
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:45,792
happy whether your mom is sober

849
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:46,674
or not.

850
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:47,750
And don't get me wrong, okay?

851
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:47,995
Your mom is responsible for

852
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,250
your mom is responsible for

853
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:51,707
a lot of what's going on in

854
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,717
your life psychologically, but

855
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:53,999
now you got to focus on undoing

856
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,090
now you got to focus on undoing

857
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:57,845
the damage, so that you can

858
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,218
enjoy your life.

859
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,004
But how?

860
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,010
But how?

861
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,098
Well, you want to look

862
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:04,982
at your life like a--

863
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,000
like a gunfight in the old west.

864
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,270
Like a gunfight in the old west.

865
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,194
You know, like your problems are

866
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,233
the bad guys, and you are not

867
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:11,996
gonna let your problems control

868
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,990
gonna let your problems control

869
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,438
you, right?

870
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,318
Right.

871
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:16,534
So come on, and get up

872
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:17,113
with me.

873
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:17,997
Come on.

874
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,830
Come on.

875
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:20,988
Okay, so--

876
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:23,786
[grunts]

877
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:24,001
Hey, problem.

878
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,250
Hey, problem.

879
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:28,330
You callin' me out?

880
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,287
[Giggles]

881
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:29,876
I want you to do it.

882
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,000
Come on.

883
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,710
Come on.

884
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:33,134
Oh.

885
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:33,553
Hey, problem.

886
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,010
Mm-hmm.

887
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:35,590
Callin' me out?

888
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:36,004
Yeah, jentry.

889
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,260
Yeah, jentry.

890
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,391
What are you, a yeller-belly

891
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:39,758
who can't deal with me?

892
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:40,795
What you gonna do?

893
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:41,998
What you gonna do?

894
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,310
What you gonna do?

895
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,219
What do I say?

896
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,927
Well, I don't know,

897
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:45,477
but you are in control.

898
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,189
You're in control, right?

899
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:47,999
Right.

900
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,020
Right.

901
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:48,733
So I want you to use that

902
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:49,732
attitude going forward.

903
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:50,313
Now, so you ready?

904
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:50,607
Yeah.

905
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:51,819
Yeah.

906
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:52,399
Yeah.

907
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:52,692
Yeah.

908
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:53,944
Yeah!

909
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:57,106
[Both imitating gunshots]

910
00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:57,775
[Imitating machine gun fire]

911
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,413
[Laughs]

912
00:19:59,489 --> 00:19:59,999
Okay, so now we gonna get some

913
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,820
okay, so now we gonna get some

914
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:01,448
sit down so we can continue

915
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,833
our session.

916
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,580
Come on, jentry.

917
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,001
[Giggles]

918
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,580
[Giggles]

919
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:07,413
That's what I'm talking about.

920
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,287
You can put your guns away.

921
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,471
See you, guys.

922
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:17,548
Have fun at the gym.

923
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,003
Hey, thanks.

924
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,130
Hey, thanks.

925
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:18,836
Tell your mom we'll be back

926
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,586
later.

927
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:21,257
Gonna pump some iron

928
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:21,595
with dad.

929
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:23,348
What are we hitting today?

930
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,000
Chest and back.

931
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,350
Chest and back.

932
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:26,272
Got to get everything right

933
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,980
and tight for the ladies.

934
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,001
See ya.

935
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,650
See ya.

936
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,149
Guys.

937
00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:35,860
Don't objectify us.

938
00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:40,460
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